Because my parts are in testing and I've nothing better to do...

If...
if i were a month i would be: June
if i were a day of the week i would be: Saturday
if i were a time of day i would be: Middle of the night
if i were a planet i would be: Earth
if i were a sea animal i would be: Walrus
if i were a piece of furniture i would be: A chic coffeetable
if i were a sin i would be: Glutton
if i were a historical figure i would be: Jesus
if i were a tree i would be: Willow
if i were a flower/plant i would be: Venus fly trap
if i were a kind of weather i would be: Partly sunny with chance of T-storms
if i were a musical instrument i would be: A piano
if i were an animal i would be a(n): Giant panda
if i were a color i would be: Teal
if i were a vegetable i would be: Potato
if i were a sound i would be: Silence
if i were an element i would be: Gold, naturally
if i were a car i would be: An H-3
if i were a song i would be: Techno
if i were a place i would be: A parking spot
if i were a material i would be: Silk
if i were a taste i would be: Spicy
if i were a scent i would be: Carolina Herrera 212
if i were an object i would be: A PC
if i were a body part i would be: One single eye
if i were a cartoon character i would be: Spongebob Squarepants!
if i were a shape i would be: An equilateral triangle
if i were a number i would be: 4, which means death in Chinese

firsts..
first best friend: Annie
first real memory of something: Being bathed in a tub somewhere in China
first job: Clipper Seafood sales attendant
first screen name: chica6494
first funeral: N/A
first pet: N/A
first piercing: Ears
first credit card: Bank of America
first enemy: Too many to list
first big trip: Immigrating to the US?

last...
last cigarette: Partying last weekend, social smoker thing
last big bike ride: When Annie and I went on one in 8th grade and it ended in a fist fight, literally
last kiss: Don't kiss and tell
last good cry: Can't remember--am very good at blocking out such bad memories
last library book checked out: Bel Canto
last movie seen: 1/2 of Taxi Driver
last beverage drank: A medium Dunkin' Donuts French Vanilla coffee with milk and 3 packets of sugar
last food consumed: Leftovers
last crush: Tie between Karen Ki-Mon Kwei and Brian Cody Haroldson
last phone call: Don't use the phone much
last time showered: Last night
last shoes worn: Black leather loafer pumps
last CD played: Please, CDs are obsolete
last item bought: Gold stilettos
last annoyance: Parking issues at 185 Williams
last disappointment: This past summer
last soda drank: Ginger ale
last time wanting to die: Middle school/earlier HS years
last shirt worn: Pink, pique Lacoste polo
last website visted: DailyJolt

I ...
I am: Critical
I think: In order to problem-solve
I want: To never be tired
I have: An excellent sense of style
I wish: For the best
I miss: My best friend
I fear: Being alone, even though at the same time, I love being alone
I hear: Keyboards clicking and the marketing people chatting away in the background
I search: For divinity
I wonder: What is to become of all of us
I love: A lot of things
I always: Am hungry
I am not: A pushover
I dance: At clubs and try to at parties even though no one else ever seems to want to
I cry: Usually when I'm PMSing
I do not always: Listen, though I try to most of the time
I fight: Never, unless you count verbal tiffs
I write: In livejournal
I lose: EVERYTHING: IDs, papers, clothes...
I confuse: My mother all the freaking time, poor inter-language communication skills
I listen: A guaranteed 50% of the time
I can usually be found: Working, studying, or partying, nothing in between
I am happy: When I am fed
I should: Really chill out some times

10 Random Things About Me:
1. I dislike most E. Asian foods
2. I'm a product of the one-child policy
3. I dislike the outdoors
4. I am an ex-All-State, tennis enthusiast
5. I am scared of going down steep declines
6. I don't drink milk
7. I have very high standards
8. I like straighforward people and strive to be one of them
9. My vision is almost 800/20
10. I bite my nails like it's my religion (though in actuality, I'm an Atheist)

9 Places I've Visited:
1. Corvallis, OR
2. Chicago
3. Seoul
4. White Mountains, NH
5. Bahamas
6. San Francisco
7. Quebec City
8. Mazatlan, Mexico
9. Great Wall

8 Things I Want To Do Before I Die:
1. Run a successful company
2. Design my own fashion line
3. Sell a few paintings
4. Adopt a child
5. Earn cinematography credits for a movie
6. Sign up to be cryogenically frozen
7. Own a home in a foreign territory
8. Have a puppy (Bison Frise perhaps)

7 Ways To Win My Heart:
1. Don't be fake and pretentious
2. Make me, a frigid bitch, laugh
3. Show that you genuinely care about the people around you
4. Be honest with yourself and with me
5. Listen with your eyes and ears
6. Owe up to your responsibilities
7. Don't be stupid

6 Things I Believe In:
1. Personal integrity
2. The glass is half empty
3. Attitude is everything
4. Good friends are really, really, really hard to find
5. Tasteful swearing
6. Hard work always pays off

5 Things I'm Afraid Of:
1. Confrontations with people
2. The feeling in the pit of your stomach when you fall downward
3. My teeth falling out of my mouth as the blood never ceases to flow (bad recurring nitemares)
4. Crazy people
5. Simply saying "No" (I am known to substitute that with "Ummmm... yeah... well... maybe..."

4 Of My Favorite Items In My Room:
1. My clean, comfy, fluffy bed
2. Laptop filled with fun things
3. Couture collection
4. My roomate

3 Things I Do Everyday:
1. Eat
2. Drink coffee/tea
3. Clean my contacts

2 Things I'm Trying Not To Do Right Now:
1. Leave work early
2. Fall asleep

1 Person I Want To Hug
1. Biha